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Elizabeth "Elizabeth" Hawkins
Frequently Asked Questions

1. That picture is kind of creepy. I like creepy pictures. Do you have any more creepy pictures?

Hell yeah! I've got yer creepy pictures right here!

2. Who are you?

In addition to being a solar system miss from a future wor-orld, I am Elizabeth Hawkins, Liz, Lizzyliz, Slush, Hawk, Blizzy, Hawkala, Lizzybeth, Lush, Betsey, Lars, Liz Hawkins Master of Chemistry, ehawkins, the chick on the right, WebMistress Extraordinaire, Madam TF, etc.

You can probably tell that I am also well on my way to being a veritable Netscape Navigatrix.

Most recently, I have become a master of Subliminal Mind Control... Mind Control which has nothing to do with semaphore-wielding midgets trapped in small boxes, I promise.

3. Your page is amazing and special.

Thanks.

4. Where did you come from?

Well, one glorious day in the summer of '75, I came bounding out of Mom ready to embrace the world. I was so eager to enter this "world," I almost did so in a New York City taxi cab. And wasn't I a cute baby? That picture was taken when I was about a year old. Some people tell me I still look the same, but I don't see it. I think I look a little more grown-up now.

Anyway, I lived in Manhattan for my first few formative years. I did some time in Bangor, Maine and then moved to Baldwin, Long Gisland, where I lived until I went on my merry way to Yale University. I spent many a happy day at this wonderful place, playing with my friends, hanging out in my residential college, and learning a bit about chemistry. I even spent my summers in New Haven, working in a lab. In May of '97, I had to leave my college home (...a-bout the stormy world to roam...), so I spent the subsequent summer with an actual job(!), and had an amazing time as a teaching intern in Choate Rosemary Hall's Summer Program.

5. What are you doing now?

Well, having recently been crowned a Master of Chemistry, a lesser-known pitstop on the path to greatness, I have scored the prestigious position of uber-TF. I am a teaching fellow for some labs this semester and am using the rest of my days and nights to catch up on 18 and a half years of school-induced free-time-deprivation. Harvard doesn't suck as much as I used to think and I've actually met some great folks here in my department. Most of them are getting Ph.D.'s. I hear it's a real hoot -- you should ask them about it some time!

6. That's nice. But what do you really do?

Okay, fine. I hang out and play Minesweeper and "reindeer games" with the other G2s. Sometimes I even help people with their Orgo Crises. Are YOU having an orgo crisis? If so, please email me and I'll see what I can do.

7. Just how many sisters do you have?

That's an excellent question. Actually, I have sisters (last time I counted). I even have pictures of some of these "sisters." Gosh, isn't cloning the best?
Two of these so-called sisters have web pages of their own! Patricia has had one for a while, and recently Katherine has decided to grace the World Wide Web with her presence. It's a nice page and all, but I think I'd like real presents better.

8. Do you have a big page of random photos that aren't yet organized but that we can at least sneak a peak at?

Why yes I do! Here are some photos. I will never improve my gallery. Anything I may have said previously about this was a lie.

9. Does anyone actually write to you?

Yes, indeedy. I have uploaded some actual fan mail that I have received over the years. Check it out!

10. How about some links, so we don't have to waste our time with your page?

Okay. Warning: these links aren't that exciting yet.

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Send me email if you are so inclined!
hawkins@fas.harvard.edu

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This page was last modified on October 28, 1998.

Hey, remember that time you were looking at my web page? That was awesome!