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Elizabeth "Elizabeth"
Hawkins
Frequently Asked Questions
1. That picture is kind of creepy. I like creepy pictures. Do you
have any more creepy pictures?
Hell yeah! I've got yer creepy pictures right here!
2. Who are you?
In addition to being a solar system
miss from a future wor-orld, I am Elizabeth
Hawkins, Liz,
Lizzyliz, Slush, Hawk, Blizzy, Hawkala, Lizzybeth, Lush,
Betsey, Lars, Liz Hawkins Master of Chemistry,
ehawkins, the chick on the right, WebMistress Extraordinaire, Madam TF,
etc.
You can probably tell that I am also well on my way to being a
veritable
Netscape Navigatrix.
Most recently, I have become a master of Subliminal Mind Control... Mind
Control
which has
nothing to do with semaphore-wielding midgets trapped in
small boxes, I promise.
3. Your page is amazing and special.
Thanks.
4. Where did you come from?
Well, one glorious day in the summer of '75, I came bounding out of Mom ready to embrace the
world. I was so eager to enter this "world," I almost did so in a New York City taxi cab. And wasn't I a cute baby? That picture was taken
when I was about a year old. Some people tell me I still look the same,
but I don't see it. I think I look a little more grown-up now.
Anyway, I lived in Manhattan for my first few formative
years. I did
some time
in Bangor, Maine and then moved to Baldwin, Long Gisland,
where I lived until
I
went on
my merry way to Yale
University. I spent many a happy day at
this wonderful place,
playing
with
my
friends,
hanging out in my residential college, and
learning a bit about chemistry.
I even spent my summers in New Haven,
working in a lab. In May of
'97, I had to leave my
college
home (...a-bout
the
stormy
world to roam...), so I spent the subsequent summer with an actual
job(!), and had an amazing time as
a
teaching intern in
Choate Rosemary
Hall's Summer
Program.
5. What are you doing now?
Well, having recently
been crowned a Master of Chemistry, a lesser-known pitstop on the path to greatness, I
have scored the prestigious position of uber-TF. I am a teaching fellow for some
labs this semester and am using the
rest of my days and nights to catch up on 18 and a half years of
school-induced free-time-deprivation.
Harvard doesn't suck as much as I
used to think and I've
actually met
some great folks here in my department.
Most of them are getting Ph.D.'s. I hear it's a real hoot -- you
should ask them about it some time!
6. That's nice. But what do you really do?
Okay, fine. I hang out and play Minesweeper
and "reindeer games" with
the other G2s. Sometimes I even help people with their Orgo Crises.
Are YOU having an orgo crisis? If so, please email me and I'll see what I can
do.
7. Just how many sisters do you
have?
That's an excellent question. Actually, I have
sisters (last time I counted). I even have
pictures
of some
of these "sisters." Gosh, isn't cloning the best?
Two of these so-called sisters have web pages of their own! Patricia has had one for
a while, and recently Katherine has decided to grace the World Wide Web
with her presence.
It's a nice page and all, but I think I'd like real presents better.
8.
Do you have a big page of random photos that aren't yet organized
but that we can at least sneak a peak at?
Why yes I do! Here are
some photos.
I will never improve my gallery. Anything I may have said previously
about this was a lie.
Yes, indeedy. I have uploaded some actual fan mail that I have received
over the years. Check it out!
10. How about some links, so we don't have to waste our time
with
your page?
Okay. Warning: these links aren't that exciting
yet.
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Guestbook, Dammit!
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Send me email if
you are so inclined!
hawkins@fas.harvard.edu
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This page was last modified on October 28, 1998.
Hey, remember that time you were looking at my web page?
That was
awesome!